grumpysalmon:

first date… hug

second date… kiss

third date… sex

fourth date… play guitar hero on expert

(via curiousaries)

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amykinz97:

List of things straight guys have ruined:
》lesbian porn
》my little pony
》society

(via katniss-everdankk)

space-luigi:

Our next USA president and Vice President are here

(via antiquitynightmares)

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